Saturday, March 7, 2009

Monthly Sexual Horoscope for March 2009

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

For Aquarius, you'll be looking for enhanced adventure and excitement this March. Last month you left things off a bit dry, but you are more than ready to get things wet this month;) May we suggest Sliquids to get suppery slippery and help enhance the mood for sex? Try using it in some new and not so ordinary places, like on your nipples or even on your toes. This month, think "Why Not" and there will be many surprises in store for you. Isn't that what you are hoping for?

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Pisces in relationship can look forward to continued passionate sex with your loved one this March. But don't let the momentum die... we recommend expanding each others horizons with something fun and kinky like the Sexy Slave Kit for Lovers. For the single Pisces, this month will be much better than last. Finally, love is in the air and life is feeling as sweet as Strawberries and Champagne Honey Dust. Go with your instincts this month and love with be sure to follow.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

March 2009 starts off slow for you in the sex department, however things start to heat up fast and furious after the 13th. Keep in mind however, that you'll still have to work to keep the lines of communication open with your partner. Don't let it be all about the action you are anticipating. A great way to enhance intimacy and discover more about your partner is through a sensual massage. Consider Kama Sutra's Collection of Massage Oils that will inspire you a variety of tasty topics to discuss.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

March 2009 is in essence, the month that springs forth action for Taurus year after year. This will be a month of closing old doors and opening new ones in relationships, as well as with sexual partners for you. This change will have you feeling more than adventurous towards mid- to late month so we'd suggest for you to try a screaming O pleasure ring. It will expand your horizons and give you more of the pleasure you are seeking this month.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Last month, things may not have gone as planned, but March 2009 is an entirely new month for you Gemini and there is more instore for you this month than you can imagine. This month you will attract new relationships moreso than any other month in the year. Perhaps it's the pheromones, or perhaps it's just your amazing flair for adventure... the stars are shining on you and this month is yours for the taking. Hot romance is sizzling on the horizon, and if you don't have a Facebook account... you'd better get on it. Exs and former flames are hot on your trail and looking for you. This month we'd recommend something you can enjoy for yourself, or with a partner... a Tantus Silicone Vibrating Ring.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Cancers can enjoy a March that's a little more relaxing and laid back than the first few months of the year. A relationship issue has settled and you are feeling back to normal and ready to take on whatever comes your way. This easy-going attitude makes you super sexy and attractive to others this month, so don't be surprised to be getting compliments from strangers, flirtatious looks from afar and even bold self-introductions from the opposite sex when you least expect it. Take advantage of the attention and let your spirit shine this month. You are 100% committed in your mind and that's all that matters. We suggest making the most of the relaxing month with Kama Sutra's Treasures of the Sea Bathing Sands for an ultra-luxurious, sensual and renewing ritual.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Last month was non-stop for Leo in all areas of life, work, play, travel, etc. March 2009 will be busy as usual and you'll still be mainly focused with work, however there will be much more intimacy and love this month between you and your partner. Communication is better than ever and you will enjoy bonding with your lover throughout the month, especially with some quality one-on-one time on the weekends. We suggest making each weekend it's own retreat by splurging on a new toy that's sure to excite and explore. Try the popular Wireless Remote Control Venus Butterfly. You'll love it.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

This month Virgo is glowing and overflowing with highly sexual personal energy and magnetism. Clearly you are in for a month of hot, steamy affairs and interludes with romantic partners. New adventure and kinky positions await you if travelling to somewhere new. Consider a short-trip or weekend getaway to do it in style. Don't forget to pack your Kama Sutra Weekend Getaway Kit for Lovers to indulge in each others bodies with lickable, kissable treats. You have great potential to be "the best lover ever" to another if you invest in the effort of wanting the title. You must care more about your relationship with your mate and be more sensitive to their needs and feelings in order to achieve the recognition you're wanting.

Libra (September 23-October 22)

It's been awhile since you and your lover have tried something new, so we would like to recommend you rev things up with the We-Vibe. Of course, don't just rely on a sex toy to get things pulsating again -- add a little romance. Small tokens of love or appreciation do qualify and will have your partner ooohhhing and ahhhing all over again for you. Be the one to make it happen this month.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Orgasms galore are in store for you... but not with the person you are hoping them to be with. Yes, Scorpio, this month may not be on fire for you in the sack, but you can still self-pleasure yourself beyond your wildest dreams. All you'll need is a Screaming O Fingo Wavy stimulator and some time alone. On the bright side of things, you've been spending quite a bit of time focusing on others... and some time alone will be good for you this month.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

March 2009 will be a month in which you feel you are chasing hearts. Just when it feels as though you are getting close, the rubber band of love snaps itself further away. Don't let the uncertainty get you down... keep your chin up and your mind moving forward. What's that saying that you hate hearing... "There's many more fish in the sea..." Well, it's true -- it's just that this month may not be the month that you're reeling anything in significant. In times like this, it's best to snuggle up at home with a hot coco and remote control. Instead of random flicking of channels for entertainment... why not go for a remote that will really turn you on... like a the wireless remote egg. You'll never want to watch another re-run again!

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

March 2009 for Capricorn is again a month of saucy, steamy sex for the taking. Whether in relationship or not, this is a great month to expend your energy sexually and feel free to expand your horizons. Extermal factors will be pressuring this month and trying to bring you down, especially between the 15 - 21st. Try to avoid any negative people or energy that will take you out of your groove. This month we'd like to recommend something that will give you double the pleasure and double the fun for you... Sophia Rossi Dual Powered Bullets. High quality dual bullets that are fun for one or fantastic for two. Make this month all about pleasure and you won't be dissappointed.

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