Your Sexual Astrology Horoscope For September 2008

Aquarius
January 20-February 18
Aquarius females -- be aware that you have ignited fire at the end of August, and the flames are a flamin' from every direction. Don't give into the urge to gossip about 'him' to those who really do not need to know the details. It could come back to bite you in the ass. Aquarius males -- single or not, this is a good month for all of you to discover something a little exotic and erotic. Don't hold back on laying on the sugar and spice and everything nice. It will work.

Pisces
February 19-March 20
This month starts off feeling like you've been left to pick up a million pieces of... sheeat! Don't stress over it -- just take it on, get it done, and move on. The 7th will be an ultra lucky love day for you. Don't try to plan or control it... just enjoy the day as it unfolds for you. If you're looking for Mr. or Ms. Right... this could very well be the day. Throw on the pheromone cologne or perfume and go somewhere new that's been on your mind. Wear something bright or rich in color as your bait to lure in your prize catch! If you are a female, go for the short skirt and hot pumps.

Aries
March 21-April 19
Stop clowning around like a big dopey purple dinosaur. Pull up your gear and get out on the town with your special someone. They need you more than ever this month to get them smiling... and not to mention stimulated. Take the lead and make it a steamy affair! You've got all the right sparkles and moves to put on a party in her panties. It will be hot and happy for both of you this month, if you put in that little bit of extra effort.

Taurus
April 20-May 20
Oh Taurus. This month rocks for you! Want to have a mind-blowing, f*cking fantastic good time? Go for the blonde with the big eyes and smashing smile you meet on the weekend of the 19th. Don't get too overly excited though, as they may not be on the same "train" as you (i.e. agenda). Leave the sex toys in the back of the drawer until at least date #5, or you'll come off as tacky and aggressive.

Gemini
May 21-June 21
This month can get a bit troublesome if you mix your A's with your B's. Really, you need to take a good, hard look at what you've been doing these past couple of months and ask yourself "Is this really worth it?" A part of you says "yes" and another part says "no".... believe in the later if you'd like to save your balls. Also, this would be a good month to get in touch with yourself. Treat yourself to some champagne and strawberry's, just because.

Cancer
June 22-July 22
It seems as though your mom (wherever she is) is probably getting more action this month than you. Somewhat depressing, yes, but you'll know by month's end why this was probably a good thing. The events that play out within the upcoming weeks will be much more interesting than anticipated for you...

Capricorn
December 22-January 19
Pull out the sexy skinny jeans from the back of the closet. Baby, this month you are out to make a statement that screams "sex, sex, sex!" Don't be afraid to get a little wild & crazy on the 13th. Get your friends together and plan a party for the end on the month. It will be a good time for socializing, networking and making new sexual connections.

Leo
July 23-August 22
This month you are still fighting off last month's new temptation. You constantly amaze yourself... and this month will be no different. You get away with some sly secrets, because karma is still on your side. You need be upfront and honest to keep the good vibes going. Make a choice, be clear with it, and commit. Everyone will appreciate it, most especially you by end of month.

Virgo
August 23-September 22
Romance is a guarantee is your are travelling to seek something invigorating. The most pleasurable sexual experiences for you will be around water, on the water, perhaps a waterfall, or in a pool. Avoid nookie in the hot tub though... keep it clean:)

Libra
September 23-October 22
Holly mother of an orgasmic month this will be for you. A new hottie has arrived on the scene and if you're single... damn it's good to be you! If you're not, stay focused on your current flame, or, perhaps suggest a little naughtiness... a threesome anyone? Make sure to be extra sensitive to you partners needs and go the extra mile to make it all about them.

Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Careful my dear... this month it may be you who is stung by the sweet sting of sexual uncertainty. Do your best to stick with the plan at hand, but don't be afraid to take a chance. Romance is just over the horizon... that is, if you don't scare it away again.

Sagittarius
November 22-December 21
This is a great month for you to experiment ~ download some new sexy tunes, try a new silicone sex toy, anal beads, juicy flavored lube or perhaps a pump? Go for it! Make this the month to be all about you and discovering new pleasures you never knew existed. Define a clear mission, and make it happen. You won't regret it.