Bookmark the Free Sex Horoscope page and check back on the 1st of each month for your Free Monthly Sex Horoscope.Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
April 2009 for Aquarians will be a month of lustful thoughts, self-learning and exploration. You will be feeling a dilemma in love this month that needs to be addressed before it spirals into bigger issues. You are being required to learn a new lesson about trust and intimacy. For you Aquarius, we recommend
"Embrace" an adult relationship-enhancing game for couples that can help you open the lines of communication with your partner, and bring a higher-level awareness about where your relationship stands.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
There is a famous sexual quote by Woody Allen which says "I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'no.'" This month, is your month to say exactly what's on your mind, even if it is the word "no." You may have been feeling as though you've been neglecting your own boundaries, because you have. This month reclaim your strength and don't shy away from discussing what's really going on for you. It's time to take care of #1... you. For you Pisces, we recommend a hot bath and
Kama Sutra Treasures of the Sea Bath Sands. Take some time for yourself to "steam" and clear your mind while escaping with this luxurious, soothing and aromatic bubble bath.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Yahooooo! For you Aries, April 2009 will be a hot and torrid affair. New relationships bud fast and you will amaze everyone (including yourself) with your new found sexual energy and prowlness. Excitement and a new adventure play out this month for you between April 2nd and the 6th, and then again on the 13th to 22nd. It is a good time for singles to mingle, or for couples to reinvigorate their sex with some new tricks. May we suggest for couples, the
We-Vibe -- which will have you both wanting to take time off from work to stay in bed together from dawn till dusk. For singles, rock out with your own new toy. For her a new
Fun Factory Vibrator, and for him Sue Johanson's
Super Head Honcho will be more pleasure than you can handle.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
It's that time again for you Taurus when you like to rip out & clean everything from your bedroom... from the crap in the back of your bedside drawers to the dust bunnies in the ceiling light cover. This month, it will serve a good purpose though as a new love energy is entering the scene. Question is, how will you react to this? Be open to the change and go with the flow. There's no rush or rule for you to have to do anything. Simply enjoy the events as they unfold and leave the details to the big guy above. You don't have to worry about a thing. We recommend for you that you try to loosen your ideals just a tad so that you can see a different side of things from another's perspective. For you, we recommend a
Pheromone cologne or
Pheromone perfume to give yourself an extra edge, and for you to give into trying something new.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Feeling lonely? Don't be. This month your sexual energy will be revived when a new love interest enters your life. Oddly enough, it happens at the most unexpected time and place, and in a manner you would never see coming. Take this month day by day, and find excuses to get out and about. Treat yourself like crazy this month with things you enjoy most. Food, wine, sweets, and yes... sex. Don't worry about finding it -- because it's going to be coming to you. You may want to be prepared, so we recommend the obvious,
buy condoms.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
Cancers will enjoy April 2009 as a month of fun, lofty experiences that involve a close loved one or special someone that's been on your scene for sometime. This month, you are drawn to be near water so we recommend for you the new
Waterproof Wet Dolphin vibrator! For those planning a vacation, don't forget to take
lubrication, as it will prove to be more than needed;) Romantic outdoor adventure and getting wild in the wild, is literally just around the corner.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
It's been awhile since you and your lover have tried something new, so we recommend you start rev'ing things up with the
We-Vibe. Of course, don't just rely on a sex toy to get things pulsating again -- add a little romance too. Rediscover foreplay with each other over the long weekend, and plan for it!!! Try a fun and dirty game such as
Dirty Minds to explore the inner perv in you both. You'll be surprised with what you learn about each other. Your relationship is strong right now, but around the 15th of the month there could be a slight power struggle that affects your romantic intentions. Remember that forgiveness starts with you. Kiss & makeup.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
This month for Virgo is a "big" month. Big in love, big in sex, big in money and big in making plans. Despite all the downturn that has been going on, you and your honey are going strong. Reward each other this month with a bit of luxury. Luxury doesn't always have to come in big, expensive packages... you may want to try
Jimmy Jane's Afterglow Hot Wax Massage Candle, which is sensual, soothing and ever so slightly erotic experience that oozes with luxury. Stay close together this month and really make the time you spend together as intimate as possible. Find ways to re-discover the hidden treasures you used to share so often. After all, Easter isn't just for the kids.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Last month was somewhat of a hectic month for you but you can relax now, as April will prove to have a much slower pace that's easier to keep up to. Intimacy and communication with your lover is better than ever right now and the momentum just keeps going this month. Planning something unique and memorable over the long weekend will bring you even closer. We suggest splurging on each other with some new toys that are sure excite and get each other giggling. Try the popular
Wireless Remote Control Venus Butterfly. You'll love it.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Love stings sometimes. It's true. There's a saying, "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans." Meaning, you can plan for what you want, but it may not be what's actually in store for you. The best way to move on from disappointment is to simply move on. This month, focus on yourself and what your needs are. Explore ways to enjoy spending time doing the things you want, when you want, and how you want. Rediscover the pleasure that's there waiting for you. We recommend the
Fukuoku Jumpin Jack vibrator which will certainly jump-start the action in the bedroom for you as well.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
April 2009 is a firey month for Sagittarius. Things are hot in bed with lovers, hot at work, and getting hotter seemingly everywhere else too. It's a good month to make plans with close friends and couples, and get intimate with each other over dinner and a great bottle of wine. April is also a wonderful month for self-exploration and learning for you. We recommend taking some time to explore a few new books in some areas that have been intriguing you sexually to find the answers to the questions you've been gathering. May we suggest the
Ultimate How To Guides for Sex.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
April 2009 for Capricorn is a month of challenges to say the least. There has been much change these past few weeks and it's been wearing you (and your love life) down. Sometimes, a rut needs nothing more than a bit of tickling to be set free, so for you my dear Capricorn we are recommending the
Tickle Bear Vibrator. Start with changing the state of your mind to get back into your happy place. Focus on the future, instead of dwelling in the past which can not be undone. Your love life will take a turn for the better in the near future. Remember that time heals all wounds. In time, this too, shall pass.
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