Sexual Love Horoscope for April 2009

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
April 2009 for Aquarians will be a month of lustful thoughts, self-learning and exploration. You will be feeling a dilemma in love this month that needs to be addressed before it spirals into bigger issues. You are being required to learn a new lesson about trust and intimacy. For you Aquarius, we recommend "Embrace" an adult relationship-enhancing game for couples that can help you open the lines of communication with your partner, and bring a higher-level awareness about where your relationship stands.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
There is a famous sexual quote by Woody Allen which says "I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'no.'" This month, is your month to say exactly what's on your mind, even if it is the word "no." You may have been feeling as though you've been neglecting your own boundaries, because you have. This month reclaim your strength and don't shy away from discussing what's really going on for you. It's time to take care of #1... you. For you Pisces, we recommend a hot bath and Kama Sutra Treasures of the Sea Bath Sands. Take some time for yourself to "steam" and clear your mind while escaping with this luxurious, soothing and aromatic bubble bath.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Yahooooo! For you Aries, April 2009 will be a hot and torrid affair. New relationships bud fast and you will amaze everyone (including yourself) with your new found sexual energy and prowlness. Excitement and a new adventure play out this month for you between April 2nd and the 6th, and then again on the 13th to 22nd. It is a good time for singles to mingle, or for couples to reinvigorate their sex with some new tricks. May we suggest for couples, the We-Vibe -- which will have you both wanting to take time off from work to stay in bed together from dawn till dusk. For singles, rock out with your own new toy. For her a new Fun Factory Vibrator, and for him Sue Johanson's Super Head Honcho will be more pleasure than you can handle.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
It's that time again for you Taurus when you like to rip out & clean everything from your bedroom... from the crap in the back of your bedside drawers to the dust bunnies in the ceiling light cover. This month, it will serve a good purpose though as a new love energy is entering the scene. Question is, how will you react to this? Be open to the change and go with the flow. There's no rush or rule for you to have to do anything. Simply enjoy the events as they unfold and leave the details to the big guy above. You don't have to worry about a thing. We recommend for you that you try to loosen your ideals just a tad so that you can see a different side of things from another's perspective. For you, we recommend a Pheromone cologne or Pheromone perfume to give yourself an extra edge, and for you to give into trying something new.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Feeling lonely? Don't be. This month your sexual energy will be revived when a new love interest enters your life. Oddly enough, it happens at the most unexpected time and place, and in a manner you would never see coming. Take this month day by day, and find excuses to get out and about. Treat yourself like crazy this month with things you enjoy most. Food, wine, sweets, and yes... sex. Don't worry about finding it -- because it's going to be coming to you. You may want to be prepared, so we recommend the obvious, buy condoms.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
Cancers will enjoy April 2009 as a month of fun, lofty experiences that involve a close loved one or special someone that's been on your scene for sometime. This month, you are drawn to be near water so we recommend for you the new Waterproof Wet Dolphin vibrator! For those planning a vacation, don't forget to take lubrication, as it will prove to be more than needed;) Romantic outdoor adventure and getting wild in the wild, is literally just around the corner.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
It's been awhile since you and your lover have tried something new, so we recommend you start rev'ing things up with the We-Vibe. Of course, don't just rely on a sex toy to get things pulsating again -- add a little romance too. Rediscover foreplay with each other over the long weekend, and plan for it!!! Try a fun and dirty game such as Dirty Minds to explore the inner perv in you both. You'll be surprised with what you learn about each other. Your relationship is strong right now, but around the 15th of the month there could be a slight power struggle that affects your romantic intentions. Remember that forgiveness starts with you. Kiss & makeup.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)
This month for Virgo is a "big" month. Big in love, big in sex, big in money and big in making plans. Despite all the downturn that has been going on, you and your honey are going strong. Reward each other this month with a bit of luxury. Luxury doesn't always have to come in big, expensive packages... you may want to try Jimmy Jane's Afterglow Hot Wax Massage Candle, which is sensual, soothing and ever so slightly erotic experience that oozes with luxury. Stay close together this month and really make the time you spend together as intimate as possible. Find ways to re-discover the hidden treasures you used to share so often. After all, Easter isn't just for the kids.

Libra (September 23-October 22)
Last month was somewhat of a hectic month for you but you can relax now, as April will prove to have a much slower pace that's easier to keep up to. Intimacy and communication with your lover is better than ever right now and the momentum just keeps going this month. Planning something unique and memorable over the long weekend will bring you even closer. We suggest splurging on each other with some new toys that are sure excite and get each other giggling. Try the popular Wireless Remote Control Venus Butterfly. You'll love it.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Love stings sometimes. It's true. There's a saying, "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans." Meaning, you can plan for what you want, but it may not be what's actually in store for you. The best way to move on from disappointment is to simply move on. This month, focus on yourself and what your needs are. Explore ways to enjoy spending time doing the things you want, when you want, and how you want. Rediscover the pleasure that's there waiting for you. We recommend the Fukuoku Jumpin Jack vibrator which will certainly jump-start the action in the bedroom for you as well.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
April 2009 is a firey month for Sagittarius. Things are hot in bed with lovers, hot at work, and getting hotter seemingly everywhere else too. It's a good month to make plans with close friends and couples, and get intimate with each other over dinner and a great bottle of wine. April is also a wonderful month for self-exploration and learning for you. We recommend taking some time to explore a few new books in some areas that have been intriguing you sexually to find the answers to the questions you've been gathering. May we suggest the Ultimate How To Guides for Sex.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
April 2009 for Capricorn is a month of challenges to say the least. There has been much change these past few weeks and it's been wearing you (and your love life) down. Sometimes, a rut needs nothing more than a bit of tickling to be set free, so for you my dear Capricorn we are recommending the Tickle Bear Vibrator. Start with changing the state of your mind to get back into your happy place. Focus on the future, instead of dwelling in the past which can not be undone. Your love life will take a turn for the better in the near future. Remember that time heals all wounds. In time, this too, shall pass.

Monthly Sexual Horoscope for March 2009

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

For Aquarius, you'll be looking for enhanced adventure and excitement this March. Last month you left things off a bit dry, but you are more than ready to get things wet this month;) May we suggest Sliquids to get suppery slippery and help enhance the mood for sex? Try using it in some new and not so ordinary places, like on your nipples or even on your toes. This month, think "Why Not" and there will be many surprises in store for you. Isn't that what you are hoping for?


Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Pisces in relationship can look forward to continued passionate sex with your loved one this March. But don't let the momentum die... we recommend expanding each others horizons with something fun and kinky like the Sexy Slave Kit for Lovers. For the single Pisces, this month will be much better than last. Finally, love is in the air and life is feeling as sweet as Strawberries and Champagne Honey Dust. Go with your instincts this month and love with be sure to follow.


Aries (March 21 - April 19)

March 2009 starts off slow for you in the sex department, however things start to heat up fast and furious after the 13th. Keep in mind however, that you'll still have to work to keep the lines of communication open with your partner. Don't let it be all about the action you are anticipating. A great way to enhance intimacy and discover more about your partner is through a sensual massage. Consider Kama Sutra's Collection of Massage Oils that will inspire you a variety of tasty topics to discuss.


Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

March 2009 is in essence, the month that springs forth action for Taurus year after year. This will be a month of closing old doors and opening new ones in relationships, as well as with sexual partners for you. This change will have you feeling more than adventurous towards mid- to late month so we'd suggest for you to try a screaming O pleasure ring. It will expand your horizons and give you more of the pleasure you are seeking this month.


Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Last month, things may not have gone as planned, but March 2009 is an entirely new month for you Gemini and there is more instore for you this month than you can imagine. This month you will attract new relationships moreso than any other month in the year. Perhaps it's the pheromones, or perhaps it's just your amazing flair for adventure... the stars are shining on you and this month is yours for the taking. Hot romance is sizzling on the horizon, and if you don't have a Facebook account... you'd better get on it. Exs and former flames are hot on your trail and looking for you. This month we'd recommend something you can enjoy for yourself, or with a partner... a Tantus Silicone Vibrating Ring.


Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

Cancers can enjoy a March that's a little more relaxing and laid back than the first few months of the year. A relationship issue has settled and you are feeling back to normal and ready to take on whatever comes your way. This easy-going attitude makes you super sexy and attractive to others this month, so don't be surprised to be getting compliments from strangers, flirtatious looks from afar and even bold self-introductions from the opposite sex when you least expect it. Take advantage of the attention and let your spirit shine this month. You are 100% committed in your mind and that's all that matters. We suggest making the most of the relaxing month with Kama Sutra's Treasures of the Sea Bathing Sands for an ultra-luxurious, sensual and renewing ritual.


Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Last month was non-stop for Leo in all areas of life, work, play, travel, etc. March 2009 will be busy as usual and you'll still be mainly focused with work, however there will be much more intimacy and love this month between you and your partner. Communication is better than ever and you will enjoy bonding with your lover throughout the month, especially with some quality one-on-one time on the weekends. We suggest making each weekend it's own retreat by splurging on a new toy that's sure to excite and explore. Try the popular Wireless Remote Control Venus Butterfly. You'll love it.


Virgo (August 23-September 22)

This month Virgo is glowing and overflowing with highly sexual personal energy and magnetism. Clearly you are in for a month of hot, steamy affairs and interludes with romantic partners. New adventure and kinky positions await you if travelling to somewhere new. Consider a short-trip or weekend getaway to do it in style. Don't forget to pack your Kama Sutra Weekend Getaway Kit for Lovers to indulge in each others bodies with lickable, kissable treats. You have great potential to be "the best lover ever" to another if you invest in the effort of wanting the title. You must care more about your relationship with your mate and be more sensitive to their needs and feelings in order to achieve the recognition you're wanting.


Libra (September 23-October 22)

It's been awhile since you and your lover have tried something new, so we would like to recommend you rev things up with the We-Vibe. Of course, don't just rely on a sex toy to get things pulsating again -- add a little romance. Small tokens of love or appreciation do qualify and will have your partner ooohhhing and ahhhing all over again for you. Be the one to make it happen this month.


Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Orgasms galore are in store for you... but not with the person you are hoping them to be with. Yes, Scorpio, this month may not be on fire for you in the sack, but you can still self-pleasure yourself beyond your wildest dreams. All you'll need is a Screaming O Fingo Wavy stimulator and some time alone. On the bright side of things, you've been spending quite a bit of time focusing on others... and some time alone will be good for you this month.


Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

March 2009 will be a month in which you feel you are chasing hearts. Just when it feels as though you are getting close, the rubber band of love snaps itself further away. Don't let the uncertainty get you down... keep your chin up and your mind moving forward. What's that saying that you hate hearing... "There's many more fish in the sea..." Well, it's true -- it's just that this month may not be the month that you're reeling anything in significant. In times like this, it's best to snuggle up at home with a hot coco and remote control. Instead of random flicking of channels for entertainment... why not go for a remote that will really turn you on... like a the wireless remote egg. You'll never want to watch another re-run again!


Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

March 2009 for Capricorn is again a month of saucy, steamy sex for the taking. Whether in relationship or not, this is a great month to expend your energy sexually and feel free to expand your horizons. Extermal factors will be pressuring this month and trying to bring you down, especially between the 15 - 21st. Try to avoid any negative people or energy that will take you out of your groove. This month we'd like to recommend something that will give you double the pleasure and double the fun for you... Sophia Rossi Dual Powered Bullets. High quality dual bullets that are fun for one or fantastic for two. Make this month all about pleasure and you won't be dissappointed.

Monthly Sexual Horoscope for February 2009

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Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Mars is in your sign from February 4 on, which means this month is very important to you from a love perspective and you won't be in a mood to compromise on any level. You already have an idea of how this month should play out for you with regards to sex and your love life, but try to leave a bit of room for a surprise or two or being open to trying something new for added excitement (perhaps foreplay at a hot new restaurant with some ultra tempting sexy cuisine everyone's been raving about, or taking in a sensual massage at a luxury spa your partner has always hinted about trying.) Try to make this month less about what you have in mind, to what is best for both of you (if in a relationship). In terms of sex toys (for couples) we highly recommend the We-Vibe vibrator as a gift for this Valentines Day. The We-Vibe is a sensational new silicone vibrator designed for couples (made with NASA technology.) If single, you know what you want this month and it involves you and someone new. Make an impression with kissable, lickable Chocolate Mint Kama Sutra massage oil of love or Chocolate body paints, and extra thin Kimono condoms. A lunar eclipse on February 9, 2009, on the other hand, may finally bring an end to a relationship with a loved one or close friend.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Pisces in relationship can look forward to a February that’s renewed with passionate sex with your loved one. Being a part has made you remember how much you really love being together, and you will rekindle over candlelight this month. Sex toys not needed… simply enjoy each others bodies like you did when you first met. (Okay, perhaps some lube is a good idea though. We recommend Astroglide. If you are planning to going anal... Astroglide X) For Valentines, replay your first Valentines date you had together to remember and reminisce in the intimacy. For the single Pisces, this month is a hit or miss. Some may get lovin’ where and when they least expect it; and for others a dry spell may hit and last well into March. (Yikes… in this case, yes bring on the sex toys.) For men we recommend Sue Johanson’s Super Head Honcho for a good one-on-one good time and for ladies… it’s time to upgrade the old jack rabbit vibrator. Treat yourself this Valentines Day to something that safe, non-toxic and 100% silicone Layaspot "lay on, vibrator".

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Venus enters your sign on February 3 and stays there for the rest of the month. A new love or object of affection has been introduced into your life and you'll spend the most part of February 2009 getting to know this new sweetie of yours and learning their likes and dislikes. In the sexual department, there is much more anticipation than actual action, but regardless of this, things are still hot. A lunar eclipse in Leo on February 9 suggests being wary of any overbearing tendencies or approaches you may have in communications or handling with your lover and in other personal relationships. You need practice letting others take the control. (the sexy fantasy bondage kit for beginners or a good rubber whip would set you straight.) Valentines Day may not end us as romantic as you anticipated but you'll be content with just one-on-one time and enjoy a quiet evening.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

February 2009 is a busy month for Taurus, so it will be important for you to take time for yourself this month, especially around the lunar eclipse on February 9th. Unfortunately, this month, you'll be so busy and set on the career path, that there will be little time for sex, let alone to be thinking about it. For those who are single, keep your eyes on the prize with your career and achievement, as this is the time to be pursuing your dreams while the sun and Mars are in Aquarius this month. There may be an encounter or potential relationship brewing in the background, so you will want to assess how much you are willing to commit and be clear with your intentions to others. For those Taurus in relationship, be extra sensitive to your partners needs, but also be clear in your communications with them with what to expect from you this month. Be gentle, and empathetic to your partner who needs to feel your affections. If you are not around on Valentines Day, go the extra mile in terms of effort to spoil them from afar. "Delivery!" Go beyond the ordinary flowers (but still get the flowers) Send them a love package which includes naughty treats that you can look forward to using together when you return. I highly recommend sexual items that are for two... the We-Vibe vibrator, kissable, lickable Kama sutra massage oils, a sensual lubricant, and perhaps something your partner would never expect, like the screaming O pleasure ring. You understand the importance of your partner's needs, so go all out this February to the best of your ability.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

This February 2009, your sexual energy carries over from January and it's spraying all over like an out-of-control high pressure fire hose. You've also captivated the attention of not just one, but two potential lovers and they want it bad from you. But you knew this already, didn't you? You will naturally be more attracted to the one who is displaying energies opposite to you, and if you are looking for something short-term -- this is the one for you. For the Gemini that is serious about commitment, you should not rush into anything this February, but take the time to get to know your potential suitors. Yes, this means hold off on the sex for now... but foreplay is okay. Get the Screaming O bullet vibrator and have fun teasing each other with it, as a precursor of what may come in future! Build up your sexual energies and release them at the right time. For those Gemini already in a committed relationship this is your month to shine in your partners eyes. Pluto has moved out of Sagittarius, where it was putting pressure on your relationship in the past few weeks, but February and Valentines Day brings with it the chance to refresh, renew and romance. May I suggest for you to indulge with your partner in some new fantasies.... try the Lovers Slave Kit. For those looking for something a little more romantic try the Kama Sutra's Raspberry Treasure Trove which has kissable, lickable, tingling Oil of Love Massage Oil, tasty Honey Dust body powder and Pleasure Balm.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

There is a disharmony as Jupiter is transitioning into Venus, which may cause you to feel less sensual and affectionate than you normally are. External stresses (such as work, a recurring pain, a sexual issue, or other financial problem) may also be having an effect on your libido. And with Valentines Day just around the corner, you are having mixed emotions seemingly towards everything. The cure for you is to simply take a day or two for yourself in this first week of February to have some thinking time, to sort out financials, or do something just for you like a pedicure or spa treatment to get you back to your relaxed, easy-going self. However, do not to let yourself get financially stripped by spending on lavish meals, shopping or stays at a hotel. Get creative this Valentines Day at home... perhaps plan a romantic dinner for two followed by foreplay with the Jimmy Jane Afterglow Hot Wax Massage Kit, or take in some real adventure with a ride on a new sex swing with your lover. For singles, be wary as well of lavish spending this month (especially on new romantic partners) as it may not last as long as you think, and you may not be "getting any" even though it seems like it's a sure thing. Do, however, make a point of celebrating Valentines day with a close friend or someone special. A sexy chocolate fondue, nice bottle of red wine, a night in with a movie and a cuddle on the couch is how your Valentines day is lining up.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Leos can look forward taking a pleasure trip this month to somewhere new. Although plans were to re-connect with a loved one on a romantic level, it may not happen as planned, or at least until the end of the month. If your libido is running low, it's time to get running... literally. Much needed exercise with get your blood pumping and your sexual hormones back on fire. Also, go out of your way to seek some new aphrodisiac foods or sexual stimulants to help rev up that internal engine. May we suggest the Intercourses book or Eros Desire Sexual Stimulants for Women or Eros Fire Sexual Stimulants for Men to give you an extra boost in the right direction? There will be hot, passionate sex on Valentines Day if you seek it.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

This month Virgo is glowing and overflowing with highly sexual personal energy and magnetism. Clearly you are in for a month of hot, steamy affairs and interludes with romantic partners. New adventure and kinky positions await you if travelling to somewhere new, and especially on Valentines Day. Consider a short-trip or weekend getaway to do it in style. Don't forget to pack your Kama Sutra Weekend Getaway Kit for Lovers to indulge in each others bodies with lickable, kissable treats. You have great potential to be "the best lover ever" to another if you invest in the effort of wanting that. You must care more about your relationship with your mate and be more sensitive to their needs and feelings in order to achieve the status you want.

Libra (September 23-October 22)

A disharmonious aspect of transiting Venus to Pluto brings an increase of your sexual energies and you may find yourself going to the dark side. For the single Libra, try not to get too involved in sexual relations with someone new that you don't know too much about. Keep it light, keep it friendly and keep a bit of distance. Remember that your intentions, may not be their intentions. For those in relationships, now is the time to remind yourself that a happy and harmonious relationship and sex life takes concentrated effort, work and experimentation to keep things new and exciting. It's been awhile since you've tried something new, so we would like to recommend you steam things up with either the We-Vibe vibrator sex toy, or the Fantasy Sex Swing. You know you want to try it, so what's holding you back? Forget about it and just go for it! You won't regret it.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

It's February and cupid has shot an arrow right square in your sweet n' sexy Scorpio ass. You're trying to ignore it, but not doing a very good job. Now is the time to put your feelings on the table sort-to-speak with the person you are in love with. The expression of your feelings will bring them closer to you, even if you feel it may scare them away. There's no sense in holding back and letting your fears get in the way of what could be a really good thing. For Scorpios in long-term relationship... sex has been somewhat non existent lately, which is all the more reason to fire things up this month. You have the perfect opportunity to surprise your partner and get them screaming with orgasms just like when you first met... if you play your cards right. For this Valentines Day... plan for a romantic dinner, early evening walk and intimate discussion. Then bring out the dark chocolate, red wine and sensual Kama Sutra Mango Oil of Love (for starters) followed by an encore with the Screaming O Triple Pleasure Orgasm Ring AND Screaming O Fingo Wavy stimulator. These small, unintimidating, but highly pleasurable sex toys will have you feeling like kids in the candy store again. An "orgasm marathon" is in store if you simply make it happen.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

For the Sagittarian in relationship, you will enjoy many wild sexual encounters this month and some even better make-up sex session. However, your ambiguous attitude may be creating instability in your relationship without you even realizing it, so best to remind yourself to act more "certain" or "committed" if this is indeed how you are really feeling. When you are confident, you are sexually appealing to your companion and you get more physical intimacy from them... so put on your super powers and be king or queen of your domain. For you we recommend some one-on-one time with your partner re-connecting in a new way. Try the Nooki adult board game or Pillow Talk relationship game for couples, for an evening of fun and re-invigorated passion together. If you currently single and not involved with anyone, there is a possibility of an interlude near Valentines day with a new lover. However, don't get too excited or rush it by trying to nail down Valentine's day plans with them, as this may be too much too soon for them. It is very possible that this relationship will be short, since the communication established between each other was on a too superficial level when you met. It's also possible that your new lover, is still involved with an ex -- take heed.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

February 2009 is one hot n' kinky month for Capricorns in relationship... that is if they can get themselves up for the task. If premature ejaculation is an issue, try China Brush which is an ancient herbal remedy that can help. You'll soon be on your way and on top of your partner, sexing it up like a rock star in heat. On Valentines day, your elevated loving mood brings your romantic relationships to a very high level; but watch out for imposing attitudes with your companion that could spoil the mood and fun. Be sure to keep your partner in the loop sort-to-speak with your plans ahead of time so they can prepare. If you currently are not involved with anyone and female, this is the time to throw on that little black dress, stockings and red nail polish, get out and work it! For men, it's the same... just plan to be the one who is taking off the little black dress, stockings, and sucking on those sexy red fingertips. This is the lucky month for single Capricorns -- in which you may meet the person you've been dreaming of and get to have that mind-blowing, sheet clenching, wild no holds-barred sex with you've been fantasizing about. Now is the time to be daring and outrageous. For this, we recommend the Platinum Remote Control Vibrator (which can be controlled remotely from across a room!)

Your Free Sex Horoscope for January 2009

Aquarius
January 20-February 18

Distractions may elude you in the first week of January 2009 and your committment level will be tested. It's a sign. Now is the time to start the year off on the right foot by making a solid decision regarding your love life and partner of choice, as well as solidifying committments and goals your are making for yourself. You may have been wavering these past weeks, but you are ready to make your move. The new year brings confidence and the urge to change things up. Follow your gut instinct, but ensure to take the time to ask your heart what it really wants first. You may find it helpful to write out your thoughts and feelings, take ownership of your contributions and faults in your previous relationship and plan out how you will change your ways. If you are letting go of a previous partner, you may choose to share your writings with them to help them understand your reasoning and bring final closure to the relationship; but don't be surprised if you do not receive the reaction you expected. (Don't be afraid of this either) Remember, what is meant to be, will be. Be wary of our soon to be ex-partner who will be trying to influence you with sexual advancements. You need to stay strong and not let moments of sexual weakness dissuade you from your new goals and committments. By mid-month your new found release and good energy is running high, as are your hopes in exploring new love. Anytime between the 23rd - 26th will be a perfect day to plan a romantic evening for the Aries woman or Aries man. Plan ahead for this exciting weekend by indulging in some exciting new sex toys! May we suggest something a little riskee, yet fun for you? Leopard print Furry Handcuffs or Pop Rockin' Body Sizzler Massage Foam are a great way to get the excitement started. Aries men and women will end January 2009 with some ultra-fabulous renewing and exciting sexual energy. Take advantage and explore it!

Pisces
February 19-March 20

Single Pisces men and women ring in the new year with intimate family and friends. It may seem like a drag to always be the single one at family events, but don't let this set you back. January 2009 has something new in store for you towards the end of the month... and yes, it's super hot and sexy just like you've asked for! For the Pisces in a relationship, January 2009 brings you comfort, stability and closer intimacy in your relationship and you'll enjoy making plans together for the new year ahead. Now is the perfect time to plan a romantic holiday together to somewhere exotic. The Pisces in the relationship sometimes finds themselves asking "What about me and what I want?" You have to remember that a relationship is about 2 people, not just 1 (i.e. you). Stop asking "Why?" and cut out all the mental frik... be the agressor with what you want (i.e. sex). Your partner will respond in the way you've been wanting. January 2009 for Pisces is a time to spice it up! May we suggest the couple-friendly Screaming O Silicone Vibrating Cock Ring to rev things up and explore new orgasmic pleasures with each other. For Pisces men, earn easy brownie points by asking your lady what she'd like for Valentines day. Perhaps suggest something that would add extra pleasure and stimulation for her when you doing her laydown doggie-style, like the Layaspot "lay on, splash proof vibrator"

Aries
March 21-April 19

Confusion starts off the New Year for you January 1st, but don't let this discourage you; your efforts have not been in vain. You had your heart set on someone or something specific, but alas, they did not have their heart set on you or your thoughts in return. You may not be interested in hearing it at this point, but there is new love on the horizon for the Aries male and Aries female. You're going to have to stick it out the next couple of weeks until around the 15th when a series of unexpected events introduces you to a "connector". The connector will know someone with whom you should meet and an important romantic opportunity will prevail. On the 26th a romantic resolution emerges. As you'll be flying solo for the most part of January 2009 we recommend for you something that's a little more relaxing, self loving and indugent (versus a sex toy). Kama Sutra Spa Treasures of the Sea Bath Sands will be just the soothing indulgence for your body and soul that you need.

Taurus
April 20-May 20 January 2009

for Taurus is month full of uncertainty when it comes to sex, love and passionate delights. Your focus is nowhere to be found, which is the core of the issue. You seem uncertain with what you want, not only with love but with life in general. You are looking for guidence and answers on a higher spiritual level, which at least is on the right track. You know what they say, "If you want to make God laugh, tell him you plans." Try not to make any plans this month and just let life happen. The answer you are looking for will unfold it you attempt not to force it. For Taurus in the bedroom, we recommend getting in touch with your dionysian artistic side. Whether you are in relationship or single, we recommend Chocolate body paint for you to paint whatever may be your sexual desires. Like a magic love spell, whatever thoughts, dreams and suggestions you paint on your body will ultimately crystalize into sexual reality.

Gemini
May 21-June 21

Sex, sex and more sex. Do I really need to say anymore? Whether single or in relationship, the Gemini lover will have an insatiable month of love, sex and one night stands (if you want them). Your libido is running on high in January 2009, and this will be your highest sexual energy month of the year. Take advantage of it and be prepared with Kimono Condoms. You'll also need to restock your personal lube. Go get 'em tiger!

Cancer
June 22-July 22

January 2009 brings in store many changes ahead in the new year for you and you'll find yourself actively planning the year ahead this month moreso than in previous years. Perhaps a move, or significant distance of travel mid year is in store that you must plan for now. The excitement of this change inspires you with a renewed sexual energy as well. Cancer women and men will both find they have an amazing amount of revived energy in January 2009 which will prove to be a key ingredient when cooking up spicy, sexy savory romance in the bedroom. Be wary of letting family members take over your schedule. It's important to put your foot down from time to time, so that you can enjoy what time you have off with your partner, or if your single... in finding a partner. This month you'll also find yourself experiencing sensations of cold and hot flashes. For Cancer women, we recommend the Pink Glass Wand Sex Toy which easily warms to the body, but can also be chilled for sensational cold stimulation on the nipples or other intimate areas. For Cancer men, we recommend trying the Kama Sutra Desensitizing Gel which will help you last longer, perform better and pleasure each other even more!

Capricorn
December 22-January 19

Capricorn couples can look forward to some special one-on-one time with each other in January 2009. Last month for women we recommended the Lelo Vibrator for women the Tantus Black Cock Ring Sling for men. This month we carry forward this recommendation as both toys are excellent for couple's play. For the single Capricorn, there seems to be a thorn left in your side from last month. "What happened?" is the question you can't seem to get your head around. Everything seemed to be going great and according to plan, then from out of the blue it just ended. Single Capricorns will need to pick themselves up this month and get back out there mingling. There's no point reminiscing, or going over the details. It's a new year and it's time to start a fresh. You'll have the best success this year if you can focus on looking forward and spanking yourself each time you try looking back. To help you move forward in the 2009 new year in finding new love or a new sex partner, without being emotionally attached to the past, we recommend Kama Sutra Citrus Bath Cleansing Gel or Kama Sutra Mint Massage Oil of Love. Both products are spiritually cleansing and soothing for the soul and will promote healing. Don't worry about not having a partner to massage you with the Mint Massage Oil. You can simply use it to massage yourself (feet, legs, arms, belly, temples, neck, etc... wherever you can reach!) January 2009 will be a month of reflection and self healing for you, so really taking advantage of the one-on-one time with your self should be your priority.

Leo
July 23 - August 22

Leo women typically love a wild and social New Years, but the 31st/1st of January 2009 was a much more tame than expected... not that that's a bad thing, of course. You will find that this relaxed pace carries throughout the month of January for you both in and out of the bedroom. Leo women in a long term relationship do want sex; "want to want sex..." but are not quite feeling in the mood for some reason. You may want to consider boosting your libido with HER sexual stimulant or EROS Desire Female Enhancer. Don't take your sex life (and your partners love life for granted) Get on it! For Leo singles, the opposite may be true in which you are craving attention, sexual affection and want to be lavished with firey sex and love. January will be a great month for you to find it! Your intuition is strong in regards to the feelings and desires of others, so take advantage of it. Your insights will give you the edge to be an extra fucking fabulous partner in bed. Want to increase your sexual energy and stamina? Sexual stimulants offer an extra boost and internal fire, or you can simply apply that extra engery to working out... in the gym! Exercising always helps Leos streamline their focus, and gives them the time to think about what's important to them. It also gets your body's production of natural pheromones at it's highest, which will help to attract the opposite sex and get the attention you so deserve!

Virgo
August 23-September 22

Although this may sound cliche... Virgos are thinking more about work and their career in January 2009 than sex. You have a need to get your priorities taken care of first before you can move on to thinking about self pleasure or sex, and that's ok so long as you DO make time for the pleasure eventually. This is especially important for Virgo's in a relationship. Ignoring your partner in bed can lead to disasterous consequences that will be difficult to undo. You typically attract very passionate partners, so you need to realize that you have to perform a balancing act at all times between career and love to be successful with both. Focus on work during the day, but leave your evenings dedicated to your partner. Even if it's just staying home to watch a movie together or cooking a nice dinner together then adding a sexy desert to share will suffice. If you want to have an edge at work and effortlessly maintain your sexual attractiveness to your partner, we strongly recommend Pure Instinct pheromone cologne which will instinctively make males and females act more respectful towards you and give you an appealing edge.

Libra
September 23-October 22

For Libra, January 2009 may not turn out to be what was expected. Your sexual desire and intentions are right on target, but external forces prevent you from getting what you want. (Cock blocked?) On the 17th you have a chance to regain your dominance in the relationship so take action on it when you have the opportunity. For Libra women, love and sex with another may start to feel stale. Although it may just be temporary for a month or two, we recommend the Wet Wabbit Rabbit Vibrator in the meantime to keep things hopping. Let your lover get in on the action, and then control the rabbit vibrator for you!

Scorpio
October 23 - November 21

Romance is on the horizon for Scorpio in January 2009. Last month we recommended the Rabbit Habit Vibratex Vibrator... known as the "the Rolls Royce of Vibrators" to get your sex life rolling with her. If you haven't taken advantage of this powerful sex toy, we strongly urge you to give it a try. She'll appreciate your extra effort and desire to put her sexual needs on the forefront, and reciprocate with some new moves and positions that even you hadn't thought of! What the heck are you waiting for??? For Scorpio men, EROS Fire Male Enhancer will give you the extra boost you've been thinking about and wanting in the bedroom. For lovers of the Scorpio Male, you may want to suggest he try it; but don't leave your lover in the dark. Make sure the score is even on the playing field and get some EROS Desire Sexual Stimulant for youself -- trust me, you'll be thanking us later.

Sagittarius
November 22-December 21

Sagittarius men and women are in for a delightful January 2009 with new positions, adventurous sex toys, and love potions to try.... if of course, your lover is willing to try them. You may have to do a bit of convincing for your partner, who may at times be too "conservative" for your liking. You'll have to take the initiative and prepare. Buy something they'd enjoy like a massage lotion or bath and body product. Or, if you want to be adventurous and really get a reaction, try something a little more riskee or shocking that they'd have fun trying on you, like a rubber whip. Often the thrilling sensation of spanking YOUR ass hard with a rubber whip, will for the conservative types, ignite a new sexual deviant spark within themselves. The stars are in alignment with the best positions on the 17th, 19th thru to the 25th -- all which would be highly suitable days for seducing your partner and introducing them to new sex toys. Your sex drive will also be running on high by then, so best to get prepared for it now.

Your Sexual Astrology Horoscope For September 2008

Aquarius
January 20-February 18
Aquarius females -- be aware that you have ignited fire at the end of August, and the flames are a flamin' from every direction. Don't give into the urge to gossip about 'him' to those who really do not need to know the details. It could come back to bite you in the ass. Aquarius males -- single or not, this is a good month for all of you to discover something a little exotic and erotic. Don't hold back on laying on the sugar and spice and everything nice. It will work.

Pisces
February 19-March 20
This month starts off feeling like you've been left to pick up a million pieces of... sheeat! Don't stress over it -- just take it on, get it done, and move on. The 7th will be an ultra lucky love day for you. Don't try to plan or control it... just enjoy the day as it unfolds for you. If you're looking for Mr. or Ms. Right... this could very well be the day. Throw on the pheromone cologne or perfume and go somewhere new that's been on your mind. Wear something bright or rich in color as your bait to lure in your prize catch! If you are a female, go for the short skirt and hot pumps.

Aries
March 21-April 19
Stop clowning around like a big dopey purple dinosaur. Pull up your gear and get out on the town with your special someone. They need you more than ever this month to get them smiling... and not to mention stimulated. Take the lead and make it a steamy affair! You've got all the right sparkles and moves to put on a party in her panties. It will be hot and happy for both of you this month, if you put in that little bit of extra effort.

Taurus
April 20-May 20
Oh Taurus. This month rocks for you! Want to have a mind-blowing, f*cking fantastic good time? Go for the blonde with the big eyes and smashing smile you meet on the weekend of the 19th. Don't get too overly excited though, as they may not be on the same "train" as you (i.e. agenda). Leave the sex toys in the back of the drawer until at least date #5, or you'll come off as tacky and aggressive.

Gemini
May 21-June 21
This month can get a bit troublesome if you mix your A's with your B's. Really, you need to take a good, hard look at what you've been doing these past couple of months and ask yourself "Is this really worth it?" A part of you says "yes" and another part says "no".... believe in the later if you'd like to save your balls. Also, this would be a good month to get in touch with yourself. Treat yourself to some champagne and strawberry's, just because.

Cancer
June 22-July 22
It seems as though your mom (wherever she is) is probably getting more action this month than you. Somewhat depressing, yes, but you'll know by month's end why this was probably a good thing. The events that play out within the upcoming weeks will be much more interesting than anticipated for you...

Capricorn
December 22-January 19
Pull out the sexy skinny jeans from the back of the closet. Baby, this month you are out to make a statement that screams "sex, sex, sex!" Don't be afraid to get a little wild & crazy on the 13th. Get your friends together and plan a party for the end on the month. It will be a good time for socializing, networking and making new sexual connections.

Leo
July 23-August 22
This month you are still fighting off last month's new temptation. You constantly amaze yourself... and this month will be no different. You get away with some sly secrets, because karma is still on your side. You need be upfront and honest to keep the good vibes going. Make a choice, be clear with it, and commit. Everyone will appreciate it, most especially you by end of month.

Virgo
August 23-September 22
Romance is a guarantee is your are travelling to seek something invigorating. The most pleasurable sexual experiences for you will be around water, on the water, perhaps a waterfall, or in a pool. Avoid nookie in the hot tub though... keep it clean:)

Libra
September 23-October 22
Holly mother of an orgasmic month this will be for you. A new hottie has arrived on the scene and if you're single... damn it's good to be you! If you're not, stay focused on your current flame, or, perhaps suggest a little naughtiness... a threesome anyone? Make sure to be extra sensitive to you partners needs and go the extra mile to make it all about them.

Scorpio
October 23 - November 21
Careful my dear... this month it may be you who is stung by the sweet sting of sexual uncertainty. Do your best to stick with the plan at hand, but don't be afraid to take a chance. Romance is just over the horizon... that is, if you don't scare it away again.

Sagittarius
November 22-December 21
This is a great month for you to experiment ~ download some new sexy tunes, try a new silicone sex toy, anal beads, juicy flavored lube or perhaps a pump? Go for it! Make this the month to be all about you and discovering new pleasures you never knew existed. Define a clear mission, and make it happen. You won't regret it.